yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin
tie dying shirts with the blood of your unfollowers
y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple
LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS
"You are personally responsible for becoming more ethical than the society you grew up in."
All I want is for a boy to look at me and think “wow she is so cute she gives me a boner but I also want to make her soup”